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I just learned that "FTW" is NOT internet speak for "fuck the what!" It is actually "for the win ( Read more... )

So uh. A lot's happened these past few days. Or at least it feels like it. I don't really know though! It's all kind of blurry and fuzzy because I haven't really been.. all that put together, I guess. It's. hard to explain.

We went to my brother's football game yesterday (we being me, Hannah (mr_female), Michelle/"Shelly," Dillon, my mom, and my ( Read more... )

"THE BUTTLINE"

Hannah (mr_female): OH MY GOD, 55! Just-- mmmm ( Read more... )

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Back home~

MAN, was that fun. It's not a really big con (I actually didn't expect it to be), but still there were neat things to attend. In fact, that kind of brings me to this:

( Involves the hot Ichigo and my bikini top. I'm cutting it because.. well, I don't really want anyone to lose any sort of respect for me, or think I'm immature for doing what I did. It's nothing totally crazy, all in good fun, but if giving away your bathing suit top for a contest offends you, don't read this part. )

So.

mr_female has a really bad gag reflex. And another friend of ours is talking about "milky vaginas" from old sex education videos. Now, mr_female?

She's in the bathroom, gagging and puking and cracking up laughing all at the same time.

Good times, man. Good times!

Edit: re: meme-- SLOWLY BUT SURELY, GUYS! ♥

Just got back from a friend's house. mr_female and I crashed there yesterday after doing this thing from 11:00-3:00 at the high school. It's called "Link Crew Training Days," and today was our last time doing it. "Link Crew" is this big group of volunteer upperclassman that go to the school on "Freshman First Day." We play games and be stupid and then guide ( Read more... )

Today is so weird.

Ever since my nice cold glass of milk and chat with the lovely autophanous I had this morning, I've just felt so.. CONFIDENT. And BOLD. And and.. FUNNY.

It's really weird. Normally I am falling flat on my face as a result to tripping over my own STUPIDITY, but today I feel sort of empowered and happy and great with myself. I still FREAK ( Read more... )